Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Letter from dead person

What a (jerk). What. a. (jerk). I looked down at the letter again. I hate you Uncle Lou, I mouthed silently to myself. This was a classic Lou move. The first couple of lines read, "Hey you guys. I just wanted to let you know that heaven is pretty good. Not quite what I expected, but I've still been enjoying my stay here. I've been thinking..."
What a (jerk). This was his idea of a practical joke, of getting the last laugh. I bet he thought up this stupid plan minutes after being diagnosed with colon cancer. I bet thats what he thought: "Let's write a letter to them, have it delivered after I die. Let's (screw) with their heads."
God (dang) (jerk)
I miss you.

1 comment:

prepy chica said...

heheheh i like this soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much even when u presented this in person