Jim dictates

It was yet another dark and stormy night. "This is getting old," said John. "shut your mouth," said Jim.
John was wrong about something. Jim complained, and John punched him in the kidney. Except, Jim was iron man, and punched John through a window with about 2000 kilojoules of energy. As John plummet to a oh-so-certain doom, Jim rushed out and saved him. Jim then flew to an even greater height and dropped him again. John died.
Jim didn't know that Arthur, otherwise known as the incredible hulk, had also wanted to kill John. And, as John was already dead, the opportunity for John-killing had been taken away from Arthur. Arthur got angry and turned big and green. He then leaped into the air and started fighting Jim. After several hours of intense battling, and more then one awkward sex reference, the combatants separated.
Arthur suddenly realized that they had been fighting 300 meters in the air. Unlike Iron man, superman, and the entire cast of Dragonball ; the hulk cannot fly.
So he plummeted to his death. It was scary.
The moral of this story is: if you let Jim dictate a story, he always ends up winning. This is because he is jealous of Arthur's large muscles.