Lou's first day on the job was a disaster... (maybe submit)

Louie's first day on the job was a disaster. He worked in a secret nuclear silo. All day, he sat in front of a big red button. He wasn't supposed to press the big red button. Or, at least, not until a important man in a suit called him on the big red phone next to the big red button. The important man didn't call Louie on his first day. But Louie pressed the big red button anyway. Louie's first day on the job was a disaster.