Taking a picture

Hey, hey you. Look there. Not there; there... Yepp, at the camera. Look at the camera. Now smile. Smile at the stupid little piece of technology. Thats it, marshall those little face muscles into place. Good. Now hold it, hold it, hold it, keep your eyes straight ahead. Wait for her to take the picture. Dont blink. Whatever you do, dont blink. Arg, you blinked. You bloody stupid idiot. Ahh well, it's alright, she didn't take the picture. Wait, her hands are on the button, Smile, smile, eyes straight ahead. Ahhh... relax. You're done. My carefully constructed face falls back down.